::Chapter 1~

Which also serves as the foreword...
...I did not want to write.

Welcome to Absolute Blather. First off, this composition is in need of an introduction. This is, as the title suggests, complete blather. It is also, contrary to the layout you see before you, not a book. It is written like a book (with chapters and everything) because I hope it will be published. Any reason why anyone would ever publish this is beyond my imagination to invent, but I am allowed to hope, right?

As I am sure you have noticed, this book (for the off chance that it does get published) does not have a foreword. It is not the result of careless printing because this is in fact, The Foreword. Now, some of you may wonder, why doesn't he title the foreword Foreword? Well, since some people do not read forewords, and I do want people to read this, I decided to start with Chapter 1. This will increase the chance that people will read this by what I imagine to be a significant bit.

Now, on to further... stuff (for the lack of a better all-purpose word). If you are hoping that there is something in here worth reading, and not just narcissistic author self-justification, then you should stop reading right HERE.

Okay, you did not stop reading. Can I safely ass u me that you do not mind reading nothing? Alright, it is not nothing, per se. It is a written composition which is about itself and nothing else, which is something that amounts to nothing. Like those annoyingly pointless anime fillers in those annoyingly lengthy anime which have recently resorted to annoyingly slow-paced episodes to avoid having to bring back the last-mentioned annoyingly pointless fillers.

Anyway, this 'chapter' will inevitably be short. One reason is that this will be put up in a blog. No one reads blog posts as long as a book chapter (unless said person possesses no life). The other reason is sufficiently touched on in the last paragraph. Despite all that, I will take pains to make this as long as possible. Make no mistake, it is no easy task, with this being about nothing and all.

At this point, I want to reiterate: if you do not like to read something that amounts to basically nothing, go back to that bold -and- CAPITALISED 'here' back there. Which is kind of pointless since this is the end of the chapter anyway.