::Chapter 5~

On audiences...
...and cats.

Ok... I haven't been posting lately because I realized most people don't appreciate the beauty of this blog. Then, it occured to me that I'd lost my way. This blog isn't about you or them.. it's about ME! It's just a stress-relieving creative outlet that satisfy my occasional urge to write, and my not-so-occasional urge to be sarcastic and lame. I don't know about you but I for one will definitely* follow my own blog if I weren't me.

Regardless, I still want more readers. I've given up on human audiences, so I've decided to make the blog more accessible to cats. Yes, cats. Neko. Don't ask me why cats. There are reasons. No I won't explain. Yes, you've been put lower than cats on my priority list. In other words.. you've been *quote* PWNED *unquote* by cats. Therefore, I shall write the entire next part of the chapter in Cat.

[This part will be in the Western Cat Tongue.]
Meow, meow meow meow meow meow. Meow meow meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow meow meow. Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow. Meow meow meow meow. Meow meow meow. Meow. Meow meow. Meow meow meow meow MEOW. Meow meow moew meow, meow** meow meow. Meow meow meow meow meow, puuuuuuuuuurr. Meow meow meow meow meow.

[Translation of above in Japanese Cat Tongue.]
Nyaa, nyaa nyaa nyaa nyaa nyaa. Nyaa nyaa nyaa nyaa nyaa nyaa, nyaa nyaa nyaa nyaa nyaa. Nyaa nyaa nyaa nyaa nyaa nyaa nyaa nyaa. Nyaa nyaa nyaa nyaa. Nyaa nyaa nyaa. Nyaa. Nyaa nyaa. Nyaa nyaa nyaa nyaa NYAA. Nyaa nyaa nyaa nyaa, nyaa*** nyaa nyaa. Nyaa nyaa nyaa nyaa nyaa, puuuuuuuuuurr. Nyaa nyaa nyaa nyaa nyaa.

Well, I hope everyone enjoyed reading this, especially my dear feline friends. Many thanks to Benny the Bengal Tiger for helping me with the translations. You may be tiny for a big-cat, but you speak wonderfully fluent Cat.

Taisho!!


*Notice the spelling. There are waaaaaay too many people on the web spelling it definately.
**Meow meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow meow meow.
***Nyaa nyaa nyaa nyaa nyaa, nyaa nyaa nyaa nyaa nyaa.